Fairy Blankets For Sale

Spam can be fun. Got this email today (minus the promised Extrasoft Velour blanket, alas):

PROMOTION]Extrasoft Velour blanket&cushion

Dear Sir

We, Anhui Light Industries International Co., Ltd, are one of biggest exporters of kinds of blankets and cushion in China.

Attached pls find Extrasoft Velour blanket&cushion, some of our latest collections.

If they are interesting or you have your own enquiries, pls feel free to let me know.

Looking forward to your kindly reply!

best regardsFairySales ManagerTextile Dept

UPDATE: I must be in some blanket database somewhere. I just got another one...

Attached pls find Wrinkled blanket & cushion, some of our latest collections. If they are interesting or you have your own enquiries, pls feel free to let me know. Looking forward to your kindly reply! best regardsJuneTextile Dept

I just want to know where my wrinkled blanket is.

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